"So, did you really call me overhere to play video games?" I want to try it out," Ann said cryptically."Try what out?" Brad asked as Ann advanced on him."I'm a virgin, Brad. I want you to be my first," Ann said moreexplicitly."Oh, man, that's weird though," Brad said uncertain."I can use spells to prevent pregnancy and disease. You will never needto use a condom with me. I can keep your dick hard for as long as youwant," Ann said to him."You can really do that?" Brad asked amazed."They were the first spells I learned," Ann smirked."You know I would never turn down a girl for sex, but I don't want thisto hurt our friendship. Don't be a bitch about things when it getstough," Brad warned her."Stop stalling," she said and then led him to her room upstairs.Brad was expecting a girl's room but was pleasantly surprised by theACDC poster, comic books, and action figures. "I had to redo the wholeroom," Ann said to him."Looks similar to before," Brad said approvingly."Let's get this going,". A guy went to the doctor and said, I’ve got a mole on the end of my penis”.“Drop your pants and show me”, said the doctor, who then proceeded to examine the area.“Yes”, continued the doctor. “I can get rid of the mole, but I’m going to have to report you to the animal welfare people”.It is noteworthy that nobody who was originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35.I once had sex for 62 minutes straight, without stopping. Of course, that was on the day that they moved the clocks... My mother’s at the stage where she talks about everyone who’s died.“Do you remember Muriel? She’s just died”“Do you remember Arthur? He’s just died.”I said, “Mom, get off the roof and give me the gun”.And here are the results of the Sci Fi soccer games: R2D – 2, C3P - 0An Italian, a Greek and a Jew were discussing their ancient civilizations.The Italian said, “Archaeologists dug down to a level from 2000 years ago and discovered wires, which proved that the ancient Romans had telegraph.”The Greek said,.
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